IN THE EARLY DAYS OF 2026, THE TOWN OF HILTON HEAD SOUTH CAROLINA PASSED THE "MESSY VEHICLE" ORDANCE MAKING IT A CRIME TO HAVE A MESSY VEHICLE. THE PUNISHMENT IS A FINE OR IN REPEAT OFFENDERS UP TO 30 DAYS IN JAIL. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE WAITING TO HAPPEN. DO THEY HIRE MESSY POLICE OR DO THE METER MAIDS EXPAND THEIR DUTIES? APPARENTLY THERE IS A RODENT INFESTATION PROBLEM, AND THE CITY IS CLAIMING VEHICLES WITH UNEATEN FOOD IN THEM IS PARTIALLY FUELING THE FIRE. LAWYERS ARE GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS.  THE NEW LAW GIVES "INSPECTORS THE AVAILABILITY TO LOOK IN YOUR CAR AT WILL. SO, IF YOU SEE SOMEONE LOOKING IN YOUR CAR AT 3AM, IT IS PROBABLY JUST THE MESSY POLICE.

HAS ANYONE ELSE SEEN THE YOU TUBE AD FOR A SLEEP APNEA PILLOW THAT SHOWS A GREEN LECHEROUS ALIEN STANDING IN THE BEDROOM? I CAN NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME, UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THIS.

UNTIL NEXT TIME STAY SAFE AND SANE.