HOLY COW 

                                                                            

AS A PART TIME ASTROPHYSICIST, THE ARRIVAL OF 3I ATLAS HAS BROUGHT MUCH EXCITEMENT AND APPREHENSION TO THE MANY IN NASA AND THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY. THE CHINESSE HAVE ANALVZED THIS AS AN ALIEN CRAFT WHICH HAS OTHER SMALLER CRAFT WITH IT IN POSSIBLE ATTACK FORMATION. NASA HAS BEEN TIGHT-LIPPED ABOUT EVERYTHING, PUTING AN INFORMATION BLACKOUT SINCE ITS DISCOVERY, SAYING IT IS POSSIBLY A COMET FROM BILLION YEARS OF TRAVEL. LUCKILY WITH MY SPECIAL CAMERA, I WAS ABLE TO GET A GOOD PICTURE OF IT.

YES IT APPEARS TO BE AN ENORMOUS FLYING TWINKIE!

WHETHER IT IS AN ALIEN ATTACK SHIP OR A BILLION YEAR OLD TWINKIE IT WILL BE ARRIVING ON DEC. 19TH.

WORST CASE SCENERIO, I WANT TO THANK ALL MY LOYAL READERS FOR SHARING THIS JOURNEY WITH ME, OR MAYBE WE WILL BE ABLE TO DISPROVE THE NOTION OF THE TWINKIE HAVING AN INDEFINITE SHELF LIFE. I LOVE YOU ALL.